October 19, 2010



Ice Cream Shower Cap


I just have one question for the company that makes these things…


*Product Description*

Keep that new ‘do safe while you lather up in the shower with our  Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap.  Oh no… someone dropped their ice cream cone 😦
The Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap features elastic sides to keep it nice and snug on your head and looks like a dropped ice cream cone!  Great for children and the young at heart. Perfect for keeping hair dry in the bath, shower, hot tub, swimming pool, ocean… lol, now we’re just being silly!
100% PVC with elastic.  One size fits most.

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Sea-Doo Doo!

June 30, 2009
Sea Doo Aqua Master

Sea-Doo Aqua Master

Ready for some summer fun? Then stay the hell away from this thing! This abomination looks to be the result of a jet-ski and inflatable pool raft’s one night stand. (I guess Mr. Jet-ski forgot to pull out) The most amazing thing about this piece of doo doo, (pun intended) which tops out at about 2.6mph, is that it sells for a whopping $399.99

I call shenanigans!

*Product Description*

Experience a totally new aqua sport adventure! . Performance battery-powered inflatable personal watercraft. Dual speed control and runs at a speed of up to 2.6 mph (4.2 km/h). 12V, 12 Ah lead acid rechargeable battery required (included). Holds 2 adults; weight limit is a maximum of 400 lb. (two people at 200 lbs / 91 kg each). Protection system that includes, master switch lock, over current protection, low voltage protection, high temperature protection, stall protection, finger ingress protection. Quality PVC inflatable with nylon cover. Includes charger and PVC repair kit. Competent adult supervision should always be provided to prevent drowning or other injury. Refer to Owners Manual for instructions on proper use.

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