Have you fingered a mouse lately? [Video]

November 1, 2010
Finger Laser Mouse

USB Finger Mouse Optical Laptop Notebook PC 1200DPI

Ok, I can understand the idea  and need for this gadget. But the design is a bucket of fail. Luckily this one will only set you back a couple bucks. If  this junky peice of tech mouse looks like fun to you, I’d say go ahead and order one. Just don’t come back here and bitch to us when your realize it sucks dookie.

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*Product Description*

100% Brand new high quality USB finger optical mouse. Resolution: 1200 dpi for quick and precise movement USB interface, also works for PS/2 (adapter not included). Plug and play, no installation needed 3 buttons with scroll wheel. Digital encoder technology, operate precisely, prevent faulty movement effectively. No mouse pad required. Sliding on any surface Suitable for both right and left hand user. Textile coating cable (not rubber coating) – enhance free and easy movement. Compatible with MS Windows 98/2000/me/XP/Vista Mac OS 9 and above.


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Mini-Key!

August 10, 2009
USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

You know, in the tech world smaller is usually better…but not for a f***ing keyboard. The only reason I would consider purchasing something like this would be for a Media Center PC or perhaps a PS3? Any other use and you would just be gimping yourself. Unless you are the size of “Mini Me” forget about creating/editing your office documents…and don’t even think about playing Call of Duty or Counterstrike with this midget-cricket.

*Product Description*

Its so small it fits in the palm of your hand! This space-saving, USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II with its compact key pitch requires less stretching of the fingers. The shorter keystroke uses less effort while keyboarding making it ideal for users who may have restricted arm, hand or finger movement. It operates on a reliable 2.4GHz wireless frequency that has a reach of up to 10 meters (32.8 feet) and has illuminated keys for easy typing in dark rooms. It is also great for small footprint computers or in tight spaces such as on server racks or at crowded LAN stations.

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Personal Pole Dancer!

August 5, 2009
USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

This craptastic plastic lady is better looking than most of the trailer-park trash emloyed at  real strip clubs. The best part about this gadget is that you don’t have to worry about your eyeball’s catching an STD while watching this little lady dance. I call this an “Epic Win” for the perverts of the world!

*Product Description*

This sexy USB Pole Dancer was yanked from the shelves in England after customers complained that it was too outrageous! Stateside, she’s still ready to get your blood pumping — perfect for a dull day at the office, or whenever you want to save your singles! Just plug your curvy new deskmate into your computer’s USB port and watch as she spins up and down her pole while multicolored lights flash and a sensuous slow jam plays. Finally, a gadget that turns you on, instead of the other way around!

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Hot Hands!

July 23, 2009
USB Cooler Keyboard

USB Cooler Keyboard

*Product Description*

( With Wired Wonder Translation)

You really do not want to have wet hands when handling delicate visual materials  for your work (Your favorite wank-bait). But you are in the world of rush creating content for upcoming pr campaigns (uploading homemade lip syncing videos to youtube). Or you may be in deep in a chat room wanting to have nothing to break your focus (Trying to mac on some hot chick in the “Town Square” chat room who is actually just a 32 year old man that still lives with his mommy in Alabama). This is it for you ! No more sweaty hands to disturb your creativity (Special time). It has three internal cooling fans to keep your hands cool and clean! (Except for those jiz stains under your finger nails.)

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Shake that money waster!

July 22, 2009
Shaking Hip USB

Shaking Hip USB

Just when you thought you’ve seen it all…

The perfect gift for any pervert!

*Product Description*

Shake the Bootie!! Shaking Hip USB
Collect all of the Different Shaking Booties in Different Panties!

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Instant Credit Card Debt!

July 14, 2009
SmartSwipe PC Credit Card Reader

SmartSwipe PC Credit Card Reader

This thing has “bad news” written all over it…Credit card junkies beware…now there is a faster way to waste your money on useless shit from amazon and ebay. No more filling out forms when you want buy something online, simply swipe your card and you’re done. Unfortunately, so is your bank account when you realize how satisfying it feels to buy stuff with this gadget.

*Product Description*

SmartSwipe is the new, smarter, more secure way to shop online. The SmartSwipe (by NetSecure Technologies) is the world’s first truly secure personal credit card reader. When you install SmartSwipe, you can swipe your credit card at your home or office computer just like you would in a store. Plug the SmartSwipe into your computer’s USB port, go shopping to your favourite online stores and swipe your credit card – it is that easy. The best part is that you know your credit card information is safe and secure. Yes, it’s finally safe to shop online.

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USB Vagine!

July 2, 2009
Real Touch

Real Touch

Gadget submitted by: Jake L.

Jake says: I honestly see no reason to leave my room anymore. This thing even comes preloaded with wank bait!

Real Touch Customer

Satisfied Real Touch Customer

Thanks Jake, this was a hilarious find!

*Product Description*

RealTouch will revolutionize the way you think about sex. In a snap, RealTouch is set up and ready to use. Simply connect RealTouch to your computer using the enclosed USB cable. Then, plug RealTouch into the nearest wall outlet. Next, visit the activation website and type the Device ID into the appropriate text field. Finally, select a movie from the RealTouch Video On Demand Theater. RealTouch does all the rest. Place it in your lap, on your desk, or wherever your imagination takes you. RealTouch is perfectly weighted for hands-free enjoyment, keeping you in complete control. Every RealTouch device is engineered with advanced haptic technology. Haptics provide sensory feedback to your gaming experience. It’s what allows you to feel the impact of a car crash or a bone-jarring knock out punch. Now, this incredible technology adds the sensation of touch to your favorite adult movies, letting you feel what you see on screen.

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