Personal Pole Dancer!

August 5, 2009
USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

This craptastic plastic lady is better looking than most of the trailer-park trash emloyed at  real strip clubs. The best part about this gadget is that you don’t have to worry about your eyeball’s catching an STD while watching this little lady dance. I call this an “Epic Win” for the perverts of the world!

*Product Description*

This sexy USB Pole Dancer was yanked from the shelves in England after customers complained that it was too outrageous! Stateside, she’s still ready to get your blood pumping — perfect for a dull day at the office, or whenever you want to save your singles! Just plug your curvy new deskmate into your computer’s USB port and watch as she spins up and down her pole while multicolored lights flash and a sensuous slow jam plays. Finally, a gadget that turns you on, instead of the other way around!

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