Handerpants!

July 29, 2009
Handerpants - Underpants for your hands!

Handerpants - Underpants for your hands!

*Gadget Warning* It is possible to get skid-marks on your Handerpants if you wear them while taking a shit.

*Product Description*

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands.

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Shit Stained Security.

May 29, 2009
The "Brief Safe" Underwear Hidden Safe

The "Brief Safe" Underwear Hidden Safe

This safe has been tested! It has kept my family jewels safe for a month now.

*CAUTION* This gadget may backfire if the person robbing your house is a total pervert or is in total disbelief that someone could produce such a monstrosity and picks them up for closer inspection.

*Product Description*

The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

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