Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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Roll Over Beethoven!

July 10, 2009
Rill Up Piano

Roll Up Piano

This thing looks like fun, I would totally buy one if I knew how to play the keys. It sounds pretty decent and even has an audio output jack so you can, theoretically, use it at a real gig.

I know, I know….you are all shocked that I didn’t belittle this gadget right?


*Product Description*

For a roll up piano with all the features and quality you would like to have, this Roll Up Piano is simply the best value of any rollup piano at a very affordable price. This roll up piano is so portable that you can easily roll it up and bring it with you anywhere you go. Featuring 61 keys, 128 tones and 100 rhythms, this roll up piano is truly a must have for any piano player.

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100% Cotton Bongo’s

July 1, 2009
Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt

Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt

$50 for this crap with terrible bongo samples? or $31 for real bongo’s from amazon.com?

Real Red Bongo's

Your choice…Don’t be an Idiot!

*Product Description*

Hit the bongo designs on the front of this T-shirt and they’ll actually play sounds through a built-in speaker. Each bongo plays a different note so that different complex rhythms can be played. Made from high quality 100% cotton, Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirts are hand washable as the small battery pack that powers the drum sounds can easily be removed.

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2gb’s of thrill!

June 26, 2009
Limited Edition Michael Jackson's Thriller 2GB Micro Vault Click USB Flash Drive

Limited Edition Michael Jackson's Thriller 2GB Micro Vault Click USB Flash Drive

One of Michael Jackson’s greatest albums now on a 2gb flash drive. Not a bad deal for $20 you get the 25 anniversary edition of Thriller and 2gb’s of storage.

I have a feeling that these will soon be out of stock.

*Product Description*

Plug this 2GB Micro Vault Click USB flash drive into your compatible PC and store your data with ease. The “click” feature is perfect for protecting your connector while not in use, similar to the clicking action of a pen. A bright prism LED is also illuminated while in use, letting you know your data is being transferred safely. This flash drive comes pre-loaded with Michael Jackson’s Thriller 25th anniversary edition, which contains nine original songs, eight bonus tracks and video clips.

R.I.P Michael, your music was great and the videos were amazing.

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Air metal band!

June 3, 2009
Guitar Rock Star

Guitar Rock Star

These should be incorporated into a new competition sport and give those gits in the “US Air Guitar Championships” a run for their money. I can’t believe those smeg-heads actually win thousands of dollars for pretending to play an instrument. Meanwhile real musicians are out in the subways and streets playing for change. Bollocks!

Sorry, I’ve been watching to much Red Dwarf.

*Product Description*

Playing Air Guitar is (aside from being just a little sad) a fundamental part of listening to rock music. The only problem with it is that there is that nagging lack of closure, that suspicion that basically you’re just waving your arms about doing, well, nothing much. Happily you can now add some authenticity and a whole lot more fun to the experience thanks to the Guitar Rockstar. This daft piece of kit provides you with the head and neck of a guitar and, believe it or not, invisible infra-red strings. You simply strum (or probably thrash) where the strings would be, and as your hand passes through the invisible beam, your efforts are rewarded by the sound coming out of the head. How brilliant is that? The head holds eight pre-recorded classic rock songs you can play along to – ‘Wild Thing’ by The Troggs, ‘Smoke on the Water’ by Deep Purple and ‘I Love Rock n Roll’ by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts to name but a few, or you can free play and use the buttons on the neck to control your chords from A to G. There are also input and output jacks so you can hook it up to speakers if you’re feeling brave, or headphones if you’re feeling charitable. It’s probably the most portable guitar ever made (albeit a toy one) and the ultimate accessory for any Air Guitarist who feels there’s something missing…

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