Keychain Breathalyzer!

August 19, 2009
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keyring

5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain

If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.


*Product Description*

Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.

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Arrrgh..this keep ye booty safe!

June 23, 2009
USB Dial Lock

USB Dial Lock

We all know why you want this device…but seriously…don’t!

Don’t waste your money! Just software encrypt your porn folder and hide it in your System32 directory like every other self respecting perv does.


*Product Description*

USB Dial Lock will easily, safely and physically lock out access to the USB jack of your USB devices.
Lock your USB Mouse, Memory Sticks or even just a USB cable. Comes with a key chain attachment for portability.

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Mmm..dirty pop!

June 11, 2009
Bubblewrap Keychain

Bubblewrap Keychain

Unless they were able to also recreate the feeling of popping a bubble, this would be fun for like 3min… tops.


Joke: How did N’SYNC come up with their name?

Answer: They all used to get their periods at the same time.


*Product Description*

One of the single greatest gifts (and curses) to anyone who is a little anal retentive is bubble wrap. Sure it’s good for protecting packages, but the real joy is popping each and every bubble. You can’t let even one survive or your mission as bubble popper has failed. But what happens when you desire the joy of popping bubble wrap but don’t have the time to invest in popping a full 60′ roll? Welcome to the future, my friends; electronic bubble wrap is here. Each keychain device has 8 rubbery little “bubble” buttons. They have a pretty close tactile feel to actual bubble wrap. Guess what happens when you push one? That’s right, you hear a little pop. In a nutshell, that is the simple beauty of the electronic bubble wrap keychain. But there is one bonus, and here’s where the OCD can kick in a little. Every 100th “pop” is not a pop at all, but a silly sound: a boing, a bark, a rude noise, etc. And since you can easily pop (pun intended) the keychain in your pocket, you’ll always have bubble wrap when you need it most (you know, like when your boss starts talking).

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Uh…go fly a kite!

June 10, 2009
Keyring Kite

Keyring Kite

Is that a kite in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Nope…just a kite.

Here’s a kite joke: So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite, he was really having a difficult time. The kite was swinging wildly, not exactly what you’d describe as stable, so his wife sticks her head out the door and says, “Gee Ralph, it looks like you need more tail.  Ralph replies, “Make up your goddamn mind, last night you told me to go fly a kite!

*Product Description*

Carry with you anywhere and be ready to fly at a moment’s notice! Each kite folds down into the tiniest package, yet flies like a professional kite. No struts means these kites are so light, they’ll fly in a breeze that would leave conventional kites grounded. Each kite comes complete with string, winder and carrying pouch.

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