Hot Hands!

July 23, 2009
USB Cooler Keyboard

USB Cooler Keyboard

*Product Description*

( With Wired Wonder Translation)

You really do not want to have wet hands when handling delicate visual materials  for your work (Your favorite wank-bait). But you are in the world of rush creating content for upcoming pr campaigns (uploading homemade lip syncing videos to youtube). Or you may be in deep in a chat room wanting to have nothing to break your focus (Trying to mac on some hot chick in the “Town Square” chat room who is actually just a 32 year old man that still lives with his mommy in Alabama). This is it for you ! No more sweaty hands to disturb your creativity (Special time). It has three internal cooling fans to keep your hands cool and clean! (Except for those jiz stains under your finger nails.)

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Beer Beeper!

July 8, 2009
Remote Control Beer Pager

Remote Control Beer Pager

I finally found a useful gadget….SIKE !!! Oh yes, I went there…I’m bringing the word “sike” back from the dead.

You have been warned!

*Product Description*

Be able to instantly locate your missing beverage in a sea of open containers. With a press of the remote button, this cozie with removable coaster lights up and lets loose a satisfying belch. Mini remote clips to your belt and will activate up to 60 ft, even through walls. Laugh at the reactions you’ll get when you set it off from another room!

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Alchohol Inflation.

June 9, 2009
Inflatable Beer Bucket

Inflatable Beer Bucket

Nothing says good times like an inflatable beer cooler. This is a perfect addition to any party because it involves first, a blow- job and then a shit-load of beer!


*Product Description*

Lugging around a cooler can be a chore. But this nifty inflatable beer bucket weighs peanuts, inflates in a matter of moments and will hold up to 24 large cans, 30 regular cans or 8 bottles of wine.Whether it’s a picnic in the park, or a chill out session on the beach, the Inflatable Beer Bucket will keep your booze nicely chilled and hold enough for a very liquid lunch!

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This tie blows.

June 4, 2009
USB Necktie Cooler

USB Necktie Cooler

Finally a necktie that’s not completely useless. The “USB Necktie Cooler” is stylish and a perfectly sensible piece of clothing…NOT!

*Reminder: Fathers day is coming up guys. I guarantee this is better than the tie you gave your dad last year.

*Product Description*

(Translated) This heat which continues still. Especially, because the white-collar worker has done the necktie, the wind being difficult to enter in the body, all the more it is hot, it is, don’t you think?. Such a time, just a little it is introduction of the cool item. Because the USB necktie cooler, when you connect with USB of the personal computer, the fan of built-in turning, sends the air facing toward the neck origin, it makes cool slightly, it is. Now, pass also while working to be cool the [chi] [ya] it is comfortably!

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