Ass Dispenser!

August 3, 2009
Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

*GADGET WARNING* Buy this, and your cigarettes are guaranteed to taste like ass.

Just saying…

*Product Description*

You smoke (even though you probably shouldn’t) and being the suave smoker you are, you want the latest in smoking accessories. Store your favorite smokes in this donkey’s pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he’ll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2″ long by 5″ tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes and comes in our illustrated window box.

Also available in Elephant!

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Blu & Black Lungs!

July 15, 2009
Blu E-Cigarettes

Blu E-Cigarettes

*UPDATE* 8/3/09

Placed an order for the “Starter Kit” last night.

Should Arrive in 3-4 weeks expect to see a video review around that time.

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I think this shit may turnout to be more addictive than real cigarettes, because now I can finally smoke a joe in the house while dropping a deuce.

Thank you Blu!

*Product Description*

Blu works with a small rechargeable battery and a unique, safe replaceable cartridge that contains water, propylene glycol, nicotine, a scent that emulates a tobacco, and other flavorings exclusive to Blu. When you inhale it activates the atomizer which releases simulated smoke that is actually water vapor.  Blu is the best electronic cigarette in the market, not only because of its unique flavors, but also because of our industry-exclusive pack. The pack charges your batteries on the go and allows you to carry around 5 cartridges together with two batteries in a high-quality plastic case that is similar to a normal cigarette pack in size. Additionally, our patented cartridge produces more smoke than other electronic cigarettes and provides a more authentic experience that feels and looks like traditional smoking – without the tar and carcinogens.

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P.S. Thanks for the Reminder Barbie.