Now even a weak son of a bitch like you can kung-fu-chop a stack of boards with ease.
If you watch cheesy television programmes like we do, you will have seen those world record attempts in which a martial arts expert tries to chop up huge chunks of wood using only the power of the mind (oh and a hugely muscular hand attached to a hugely muscular arm). Admit it, you’ve wanted to have a go too haven’t you? Thought so! The Breakboard Challenge is basically a training kit for wannabe Kung-Fu-Wood-Choppers and it’s also a great party game! Especially for adult parties, because the Breakboard Challenge comes with instructions for a drinking game too! Rather than supply you with huge chunks of timber, the Breakboard uses sturdy re-usable boards, fixed together with replaceable segments of plywood. You can start by using just one breakboard, with one breakable plywood segment. Or, if you are perhaps a bit bigger (and stronger) you can try to split all three Breakboards, with several segments!
This gadget is dedicated to the memory of David Carradine.
(Dec. 8, 1936 – June 4, 2009)