Beer o’clock Somewhere

October 19, 2010
Happy Hour Watch

Happy Hour Watch

Somewhere in Tennessee, Alan Jackson is weeping tears of joy for this item…

*Product Description*

The Ultimate Modern Man Accessory!
Easily transition from the office to the happiest hour of the day! Watch has patented bottle opener buckle that pops tops without leaving your wrist. Sleek black watch face highlights the 5:00 Happy Hour in red type, so you never forget what you’re counting down to.
Features Japanese quartz movement with stainless steel back and adjustable black leather band.

 

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Beer Holster!

August 7, 2009
Hopsholster

Hopsholster

Now, if they could just figure out a way to refrigerate your beer while in this holster they would single hand-idly transform the world into a beer-topia.


*Product Description*

Don’t ask us why, but there are some days when you need to have six beers on you, but you can’t carry them in a cooler or bag. Maybe you’re going for a jog, maybe you’re sneaking them into a movie theater, but whatever your reason, we’ve done the research to find out your options. Not only do the Beer Belt and the Hops Holster offer amazing portability and comfort, you can bet you’ll be on the cutting edge of fashion. Or maybe not. Whether it’s for you or for a beer drinking friend, we’ve compared the two so you’ll know which one to buy. All in all, we think the Hops Holster is the better deal, but we leave the final decision up to you.

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Who pong’d in the pool?

July 30, 2009
Port-O-Pong

Port-O-Pong

WTF is up with this bitch’s back? It looks like she is about to snap in half and turn into some weird f***ing creature from a Stephen King novel.

P.S. I bet the Port-O-Pong is not the only inflatable device in this photo.

*Product Description*

PORTOPONG can be quickly inflated and ready for action in minutes. And just as impressive, PORTOPONG can be deflated and stored conveniently once the party ends. No more will players have to lug around and set up a traditional tabletop/table legs. Deflated, it fits in your car, your dorm, your back pack or sock drawer and this thing takes up less space than the 12 pack and weighs half as much! The ultimate in stealth and convenience, now beer pong is ready to be played whenever you are ready to drink.

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Can-o-flage!

July 30, 2009
Canouflage - Beer Can Wraps

CANOUFLAGE - Beer Can Wraps

*Gadget Warning* This product will only work if you local police are illiterate dumbshits. This product will probably work great at hiding your beer from your local police.

*Product Description*

CANOUFLAGE – Want to enjoy some suds in the park or in an area where they frown upon the consumption of beer? Don’t want to pay the inflated prices for a cold beer at the beach? Well now you can enjoy your brews and nobody will be the wiser. Simply wrap these vinyl soda can simulated wraps around you can, and party on. These look like the real thing, and best of all they are reusable so you can use them over and over again. You get 4 different labels in each package.

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Beer Beeper!

July 8, 2009
Remote Control Beer Pager

Remote Control Beer Pager

I finally found a useful gadget….SIKE !!! Oh yes, I went there…I’m bringing the word “sike” back from the dead.

You have been warned!

*Product Description*

Be able to instantly locate your missing beverage in a sea of open containers. With a press of the remote button, this cozie with removable coaster lights up and lets loose a satisfying belch. Mini remote clips to your belt and will activate up to 60 ft, even through walls. Laugh at the reactions you’ll get when you set it off from another room!

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Alchohol Inflation.

June 9, 2009
Inflatable Beer Bucket

Inflatable Beer Bucket

Nothing says good times like an inflatable beer cooler. This is a perfect addition to any party because it involves first, a blow- job and then a shit-load of beer!


*Product Description*

Lugging around a cooler can be a chore. But this nifty inflatable beer bucket weighs peanuts, inflates in a matter of moments and will hold up to 24 large cans, 30 regular cans or 8 bottles of wine.Whether it’s a picnic in the park, or a chill out session on the beach, the Inflatable Beer Bucket will keep your booze nicely chilled and hold enough for a very liquid lunch!

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