Hot Hands!

July 23, 2009
USB Cooler Keyboard

USB Cooler Keyboard

*Product Description*

( With Wired Wonder Translation)

You really do not want to have wet hands when handling delicate visual materials  for your work (Your favorite wank-bait). But you are in the world of rush creating content for upcoming pr campaigns (uploading homemade lip syncing videos to youtube). Or you may be in deep in a chat room wanting to have nothing to break your focus (Trying to mac on some hot chick in the “Town Square” chat room who is actually just a 32 year old man that still lives with his mommy in Alabama). This is it for you ! No more sweaty hands to disturb your creativity (Special time). It has three internal cooling fans to keep your hands cool and clean! (Except for those jiz stains under your finger nails.)

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This tie blows.

June 4, 2009
USB Necktie Cooler

USB Necktie Cooler

Finally a necktie that’s not completely useless. The “USB Necktie Cooler” is stylish and a perfectly sensible piece of clothing…NOT!

*Reminder: Fathers day is coming up guys. I guarantee this is better than the tie you gave your dad last year.

*Product Description*

(Translated) This heat which continues still. Especially, because the white-collar worker has done the necktie, the wind being difficult to enter in the body, all the more it is hot, it is, don’t you think?. Such a time, just a little it is introduction of the cool item. Because the USB necktie cooler, when you connect with USB of the personal computer, the fan of built-in turning, sends the air facing toward the neck origin, it makes cool slightly, it is. Now, pass also while working to be cool the [chi] [ya] it is comfortably!

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Air metal band!

June 3, 2009
Guitar Rock Star

Guitar Rock Star

These should be incorporated into a new competition sport and give those gits in the “US Air Guitar Championships” a run for their money. I can’t believe those smeg-heads actually win thousands of dollars for pretending to play an instrument. Meanwhile real musicians are out in the subways and streets playing for change. Bollocks!

Sorry, I’ve been watching to much Red Dwarf.

*Product Description*

Playing Air Guitar is (aside from being just a little sad) a fundamental part of listening to rock music. The only problem with it is that there is that nagging lack of closure, that suspicion that basically you’re just waving your arms about doing, well, nothing much. Happily you can now add some authenticity and a whole lot more fun to the experience thanks to the Guitar Rockstar. This daft piece of kit provides you with the head and neck of a guitar and, believe it or not, invisible infra-red strings. You simply strum (or probably thrash) where the strings would be, and as your hand passes through the invisible beam, your efforts are rewarded by the sound coming out of the head. How brilliant is that? The head holds eight pre-recorded classic rock songs you can play along to – ‘Wild Thing’ by The Troggs, ‘Smoke on the Water’ by Deep Purple and ‘I Love Rock n Roll’ by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts to name but a few, or you can free play and use the buttons on the neck to control your chords from A to G. There are also input and output jacks so you can hook it up to speakers if you’re feeling brave, or headphones if you’re feeling charitable. It’s probably the most portable guitar ever made (albeit a toy one) and the ultimate accessory for any Air Guitarist who feels there’s something missing…

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