Mood-swing Mustaches

October 15, 2010

 

 

Mood Mustaches

Mood Mustaches

*Perfect for a person like me who can’t grow facial hair and can’t fit standard mood rings on their fat fingers*

*Product Description*

It’s easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! Feeling bored? Slap on the purple ‘stache! Feeling sassy? Go with orange. Each fancy facial decoration is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing and fits most upper lips

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HeadSpa!

November 23, 2009
HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

*Bonus feature*…During Halloween this shit doubles as a “Tron” helmet…LMAO

*Product Description*

Sooth Yourself by Yourself! Alleviate stress and tension, relieve migraine pain, increase blood circulation, and enter a mode of relaxation with this revolutionary head massager. The device’s application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously Read the rest of this entry »


Walmart Casket!

October 29, 2009
Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket

Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket @ Walmart.com

Walmart.com just added a new item to thier online store…and it’s just in time to complete your authentic vampire costume for Halloween.

 

*Product Description*

Made of Superior Grade 18-gauge steel, Lady de Guadalupe’s exterior is hand-painted by experienced craftsman in an exquisite slate blue metallic color, complemented with individual appliqués of the Lady de Guadalupe. The interior bedding, so soft to the touch, is sewn and gathered by hand in a sky-blue chalet crepe adorned by an embroidered figure of the Lady de Guadalupe. High-polished hardware and carry bars for easy handling complete this religious-themed edition.

 

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Ear Fuds!

October 21, 2009
Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

This is ridiculous!

*Product Description*

Crazy Earphones are the latest stuffs you need if you want to listen to your music with style! Available in 4 different flavors: Banana, Cat Paw, Sushi or Bolt.

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Distressed Sneakers

September 17, 2009
Golden Goose Superstar Sneaker

Golden Goose Superstar Sneaker

Only $437.00 for a pair of used sneakers? NO F***ING THANKS!

I call shenanigans on this shit!

*Product Description*

Superstar Sneaker by Golden Goose. Distressed leather sneaker with nylon tongue and turquoise stars at sides. Round toe / Lace up / Cotton laces / Leather has slight canvas texture / Scuffed rubber edging at bottom / Contrasting black nylon tongue / 3 decorative lacing holes at each side / Suede turquoise star at outer foot / Suede patch at back ankle with ‘Golden Goose’ stamp / Black rubber sole has treading / Leather insole / Leather lining at back / Thin terry cloth lining at front / Color: White / 100% Leather / Made in Italy / Dustbag included. Sizing: Fit true to size – whole sizes only. If you wear a ½ size we recommend ordering up.

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Potty Putter!

September 9, 2009
Potty Putter

Potty Putter

Talk about  a crap-gadget! (Pun intended)

*Product Description*

Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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