Suicidal Sleeping Bag

November 2, 2010
Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

What is the best feature of this thing? If it fails at prevention it doubles as a body bag.

Also can be used by parents for their children while camping.

*Product Description*

Humane Restraint Sleeping Bag. This suicide prevention sleeping bag is made of rugged Quadlan quilted with 1″ box stitches to deter shredding and tearing. Material is water resistant to shed soiling. Machine wash and dry for easy care. Features seven 2″x8″ hook and loop match points to form sleeping bag.


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Have you fingered a mouse lately? [Video]

November 1, 2010
Finger Laser Mouse

USB Finger Mouse Optical Laptop Notebook PC 1200DPI

Ok, I can understand the idea  and need for this gadget. But the design is a bucket of fail. Luckily this one will only set you back a couple bucks. If  this junky peice of tech mouse looks like fun to you, I’d say go ahead and order one. Just don’t come back here and bitch to us when your realize it sucks dookie.

(Video after the break.)

*Product Description*

100% Brand new high quality USB finger optical mouse. Resolution: 1200 dpi for quick and precise movement USB interface, also works for PS/2 (adapter not included). Plug and play, no installation needed 3 buttons with scroll wheel. Digital encoder technology, operate precisely, prevent faulty movement effectively. No mouse pad required. Sliding on any surface Suitable for both right and left hand user. Textile coating cable (not rubber coating) – enhance free and easy movement. Compatible with MS Windows 98/2000/me/XP/Vista Mac OS 9 and above.


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Beer o’clock Somewhere

October 19, 2010
Happy Hour Watch

Happy Hour Watch

Somewhere in Tennessee, Alan Jackson is weeping tears of joy for this item…

*Product Description*

The Ultimate Modern Man Accessory!
Easily transition from the office to the happiest hour of the day! Watch has patented bottle opener buckle that pops tops without leaving your wrist. Sleek black watch face highlights the 5:00 Happy Hour in red type, so you never forget what you’re counting down to.
Features Japanese quartz movement with stainless steel back and adjustable black leather band.

 

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Cone-head!

October 19, 2010

 

ICE CREAM SHOWER CAP

Ice Cream Shower Cap

 

I just have one question for the company that makes these things…

WHY?

*Product Description*

Keep that new ‘do safe while you lather up in the shower with our  Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap.  Oh no… someone dropped their ice cream cone 😦
The Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap features elastic sides to keep it nice and snug on your head and looks like a dropped ice cream cone!  Great for children and the young at heart. Perfect for keeping hair dry in the bath, shower, hot tub, swimming pool, ocean… lol, now we’re just being silly!
100% PVC with elastic.  One size fits most.

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Mood-swing Mustaches

October 15, 2010

 

 

Mood Mustaches

Mood Mustaches

*Perfect for a person like me who can’t grow facial hair and can’t fit standard mood rings on their fat fingers*

*Product Description*

It’s easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! Feeling bored? Slap on the purple ‘stache! Feeling sassy? Go with orange. Each fancy facial decoration is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing and fits most upper lips

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HeadSpa!

November 23, 2009
HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

*Bonus feature*…During Halloween this shit doubles as a “Tron” helmet…LMAO

*Product Description*

Sooth Yourself by Yourself! Alleviate stress and tension, relieve migraine pain, increase blood circulation, and enter a mode of relaxation with this revolutionary head massager. The device’s application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously Read the rest of this entry »


Ear Fuds!

October 21, 2009
Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

This is ridiculous!

*Product Description*

Crazy Earphones are the latest stuffs you need if you want to listen to your music with style! Available in 4 different flavors: Banana, Cat Paw, Sushi or Bolt.

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