October 19, 2010



Ice Cream Shower Cap


I just have one question for the company that makes these things…


*Product Description*

Keep that new ‘do safe while you lather up in the shower with our  Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap.  Oh no… someone dropped their ice cream cone 😦
The Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap features elastic sides to keep it nice and snug on your head and looks like a dropped ice cream cone!  Great for children and the young at heart. Perfect for keeping hair dry in the bath, shower, hot tub, swimming pool, ocean… lol, now we’re just being silly!
100% PVC with elastic.  One size fits most.

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Weener Kleener!

August 4, 2009
Weener Kleener

Weener Kleener Soap


*Product Description*

You wanna be clean for your lady, right?  Having trouble scrubbing down there?  Fear no more, the Weener Kleener Soap is here! Just a few quick strokes of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages.  Not only does the Weener Kleener solve that age old bathing dilemma but it also adds a “hole” new dimension of pleasure to your shower or bath. Good “clean” fun for couples too!

The video below was the only one I could find.

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Who pong’d in the pool?

July 30, 2009


WTF is up with this bitch’s back? It looks like she is about to snap in half and turn into some weird f***ing creature from a Stephen King novel.

P.S. I bet the Port-O-Pong is not the only inflatable device in this photo.

*Product Description*

PORTOPONG can be quickly inflated and ready for action in minutes. And just as impressive, PORTOPONG can be deflated and stored conveniently once the party ends. No more will players have to lug around and set up a traditional tabletop/table legs. Deflated, it fits in your car, your dorm, your back pack or sock drawer and this thing takes up less space than the 12 pack and weighs half as much! The ultimate in stealth and convenience, now beer pong is ready to be played whenever you are ready to drink.

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