Suicidal Sleeping Bag

November 2, 2010
Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

What is the best feature of this thing? If it fails at prevention it doubles as a body bag.

Also can be used by parents for their children while camping.

*Product Description*

Humane Restraint Sleeping Bag. This suicide prevention sleeping bag is made of rugged Quadlan quilted with 1″ box stitches to deter shredding and tearing. Material is water resistant to shed soiling. Machine wash and dry for easy care. Features seven 2″x8″ hook and loop match points to form sleeping bag.


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Drunk Driving?

October 25, 2010
Beverage Buggy

Beverage Buggy

Let’s continue with the alcoholic theme we have going, shall we?

Video after the break!

*Product Description*

Radio-controlled beverage buggy puts a new spin on “two beers (or colas!) comin’ at ya!” Hosts can wow their guests when the buggy delivers their refreshments. Plastic. Requires one 9V and four AA batteries (not included). 12″L x 8″W x 7 1/2″H.

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Walmart Casket!

October 29, 2009
Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket

Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket @ Walmart.com

Walmart.com just added a new item to thier online store…and it’s just in time to complete your authentic vampire costume for Halloween.

 

*Product Description*

Made of Superior Grade 18-gauge steel, Lady de Guadalupe’s exterior is hand-painted by experienced craftsman in an exquisite slate blue metallic color, complemented with individual appliqués of the Lady de Guadalupe. The interior bedding, so soft to the touch, is sewn and gathered by hand in a sky-blue chalet crepe adorned by an embroidered figure of the Lady de Guadalupe. High-polished hardware and carry bars for easy handling complete this religious-themed edition.

 

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Personal Urn!

August 25, 2009
Personal Urn

"Personal Urn" By Cremation Solutions

I just have one question…One size fits all?

Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

1. The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

2. By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

3. On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

4. On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.

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*Product Description*

Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”

*Available in Two Sizes*

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What are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.

For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.


Beer Holster!

August 7, 2009
Hopsholster

Hopsholster

Now, if they could just figure out a way to refrigerate your beer while in this holster they would single hand-idly transform the world into a beer-topia.


*Product Description*

Don’t ask us why, but there are some days when you need to have six beers on you, but you can’t carry them in a cooler or bag. Maybe you’re going for a jog, maybe you’re sneaking them into a movie theater, but whatever your reason, we’ve done the research to find out your options. Not only do the Beer Belt and the Hops Holster offer amazing portability and comfort, you can bet you’ll be on the cutting edge of fashion. Or maybe not. Whether it’s for you or for a beer drinking friend, we’ve compared the two so you’ll know which one to buy. All in all, we think the Hops Holster is the better deal, but we leave the final decision up to you.

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Ass Dispenser!

August 3, 2009
Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

Donkey Cigarette Dispenser

*GADGET WARNING* Buy this, and your cigarettes are guaranteed to taste like ass.

Just saying…

*Product Description*

You smoke (even though you probably shouldn’t) and being the suave smoker you are, you want the latest in smoking accessories. Store your favorite smokes in this donkey’s pack and when you need a fix, just press his ears down and he’ll dispense a cigarette from his behind. Each 7-1/2″ long by 5″ tall plastic burro is a charmingly crude addition to any room. Fits about 25 cigarettes and comes in our illustrated window box.

Also available in Elephant!

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