Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!
Now, if they could just figure out a way to refrigerate your beer while in this holster they would single hand-idly transform the world into a beer-topia.
Don’t ask us why, but there are some days when you need to have six beers on you, but you can’t carry them in a cooler or bag. Maybe you’re going for a jog, maybe you’re sneaking them into a movie theater, but whatever your reason, we’ve done the research to find out your options. Not only do the Beer Belt and the Hops Holster offer amazing portability and comfort, you can bet you’ll be on the cutting edge of fashion. Or maybe not. Whether it’s for you or for a beer drinking friend, we’ve compared the two so you’ll know which one to buy. All in all, we think the Hops Holster is the better deal, but we leave the final decision up to you.
WTF is up with this bitch’s back? It looks like she is about to snap in half and turn into some weird f***ing creature from a Stephen King novel.
P.S. I bet the Port-O-Pong is not the only inflatable device in this photo.
PORTOPONG can be quickly inflated and ready for action in minutes. And just as impressive, PORTOPONG can be deflated and stored conveniently once the party ends. No more will players have to lug around and set up a traditional tabletop/table legs. Deflated, it fits in your car, your dorm, your back pack or sock drawer and this thing takes up less space than the 12 pack and weighs half as much! The ultimate in stealth and convenience, now beer pong is ready to be played whenever you are ready to drink.
*Gadget Warning* This product will only work if you local police are illiterate dumbshits. This product will probably work great at hiding your beer from your local police.
CANOUFLAGE – Want to enjoy some suds in the park or in an area where they frown upon the consumption of beer? Don’t want to pay the inflated prices for a cold beer at the beach? Well now you can enjoy your brews and nobody will be the wiser. Simply wrap these vinyl soda can simulated wraps around you can, and party on. These look like the real thing, and best of all they are reusable so you can use them over and over again. You get 4 different labels in each package.