Mood-swing Mustaches

October 15, 2010

 

 

Mood Mustaches

Mood Mustaches

*Perfect for a person like me who can’t grow facial hair and can’t fit standard mood rings on their fat fingers*

*Product Description*

It’s easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! Feeling bored? Slap on the purple ‘stache! Feeling sassy? Go with orange. Each fancy facial decoration is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing and fits most upper lips

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Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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Retro Mini Speaker!

August 19, 2009
 Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

This is pretty bad-ass.

*Product Description*

Most of iPod do not have a speaker, although iPod Touch 2nd and iPhone 3G (or even iPhone 3Gs has a built-in speaker, it is still Mono). Want a method to turn your iPhone / iPod with a stereo speaker? Here you are!

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iCards!

August 14, 2009
iPhone Playing Cards

iPhone Playing Cards

You can either buy these cards or carry around 52 iPhones with the wallpaper on each of them changed to a different card.

It’s your choice!


*Product Description*

• 100% PVC plastic.

• Measures (5.7 x 8.9 cm).

• Completely washable.

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Personal Pole Dancer!

August 5, 2009
USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

This craptastic plastic lady is better looking than most of the trailer-park trash emloyed at  real strip clubs. The best part about this gadget is that you don’t have to worry about your eyeball’s catching an STD while watching this little lady dance. I call this an “Epic Win” for the perverts of the world!

*Product Description*

This sexy USB Pole Dancer was yanked from the shelves in England after customers complained that it was too outrageous! Stateside, she’s still ready to get your blood pumping — perfect for a dull day at the office, or whenever you want to save your singles! Just plug your curvy new deskmate into your computer’s USB port and watch as she spins up and down her pole while multicolored lights flash and a sensuous slow jam plays. Finally, a gadget that turns you on, instead of the other way around!

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Handerpants!

July 29, 2009
Handerpants - Underpants for your hands!

Handerpants - Underpants for your hands!

*Gadget Warning* It is possible to get skid-marks on your Handerpants if you wear them while taking a shit.

*Product Description*

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses! Fits most adult hands.

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