Can-o-flage!

July 30, 2009
Canouflage - Beer Can Wraps

CANOUFLAGE - Beer Can Wraps

*Gadget Warning* This product will only work if you local police are illiterate dumbshits. This product will probably work great at hiding your beer from your local police.

*Product Description*

CANOUFLAGE – Want to enjoy some suds in the park or in an area where they frown upon the consumption of beer? Don’t want to pay the inflated prices for a cold beer at the beach? Well now you can enjoy your brews and nobody will be the wiser. Simply wrap these vinyl soda can simulated wraps around you can, and party on. These look like the real thing, and best of all they are reusable so you can use them over and over again. You get 4 different labels in each package.

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You’ll shoot your fly out, kid!

July 28, 2009
Beerman Fly Shooter

Beeman Fly Shooter

This thing looks like bad-ass fun… I’m thinking about ordering one for the next time I go camping…

There is no doubt in my mind that the other campers will be caught off-guard by the loud crackle of my voice screaming: “Eat this you f***ing flying bastards”.

Product Description*

Flyshooter This gun has been designed to round out the arsenal of the true hunter who wants a weapon for every type of game, including a dependable arm against one of the deadliest of all man’s enemies–the fly! Practical field testing has indicated that it is deadly on all species of flies within the effective range of its yard long tether cord. Get several–everybody who sees them wants one. Great fun gifts.

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Arrrgh..this keep ye booty safe!

June 23, 2009
USB Dial Lock

USB Dial Lock

We all know why you want this device…but seriously…don’t!

Don’t waste your money! Just software encrypt your porn folder and hide it in your System32 directory like every other self respecting perv does.


*Product Description*

USB Dial Lock will easily, safely and physically lock out access to the USB jack of your USB devices.
Lock your USB Mouse, Memory Sticks or even just a USB cable. Comes with a key chain attachment for portability.

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Shit Stained Security.

May 29, 2009
The "Brief Safe" Underwear Hidden Safe

The "Brief Safe" Underwear Hidden Safe

This safe has been tested! It has kept my family jewels safe for a month now.

*CAUTION* This gadget may backfire if the person robbing your house is a total pervert or is in total disbelief that someone could produce such a monstrosity and picks them up for closer inspection.

*Product Description*

The “Brief Safe” is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you’re traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure and “special markings” on the lower rear portion. Leave the “Brief Safe” in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room – even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will “skid” to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn’t you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown).

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