Pillow-top Remote!

November 15, 2010
Pillow Remote Control

Pillow Remote Control

We have a winner…

This thing is sooo epic, it hurts my brain to think about it…


Product Description

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference it’s also a remote control. Never again will you have to ask, where’s the remote And you ll never lose this remote in between the cushions. Because it IS a cushion with a built-in 6-in-1 universal remote control! Fast, easy set-up with pre-programmed automatic code searching. The Pillow Remote Control has databases containing codes for over 500 remote control devices. Its easy-to-click fabric buttons make changing channels a breeze. Power-saving auto shutoff feature shuts off remote functions after 60 seconds of inactivity. Remote has a wide-range transmitter with infrared LED built in. A fun way to watch TV or home theater, and a real conversation-starter. Uses 2 AAA batteries (not included). Never lose your remote again with the fun 6-in-1 Pillow Remote. Order yours from Brookstone today!


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Drunk Driving?

October 25, 2010
Beverage Buggy

Beverage Buggy

Let’s continue with the alcoholic theme we have going, shall we?

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*Product Description*

Radio-controlled beverage buggy puts a new spin on “two beers (or colas!) comin’ at ya!” Hosts can wow their guests when the buggy delivers their refreshments. Plastic. Requires one 9V and four AA batteries (not included). 12″L x 8″W x 7 1/2″H.

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Mini-Key!

August 10, 2009
USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

You know, in the tech world smaller is usually better…but not for a f***ing keyboard. The only reason I would consider purchasing something like this would be for a Media Center PC or perhaps a PS3? Any other use and you would just be gimping yourself. Unless you are the size of “Mini Me” forget about creating/editing your office documents…and don’t even think about playing Call of Duty or Counterstrike with this midget-cricket.

*Product Description*

Its so small it fits in the palm of your hand! This space-saving, USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II with its compact key pitch requires less stretching of the fingers. The shorter keystroke uses less effort while keyboarding making it ideal for users who may have restricted arm, hand or finger movement. It operates on a reliable 2.4GHz wireless frequency that has a reach of up to 10 meters (32.8 feet) and has illuminated keys for easy typing in dark rooms. It is also great for small footprint computers or in tight spaces such as on server racks or at crowded LAN stations.

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In living color!

July 27, 2009
LED Color Changing Light Bulb with Wireless Remote

LED Color Changing Light Bulb with Wireless Remote

Me wants!

*Product Description*

LED color changing light bulb with wireless remote for use in any standard incandescent socket. Have a sign currently illuminated with boring white light? Own a bar or restaurant and want to really make your decorations stand out? Well here is the answer, the RGB (red, green, blue) colored LED lighting bulb. Can be used in a single static (fixed) color or simply press the remote control to produce one of four color changing effects. The CVSCL-8101 is capable of emitting White, Red, Green, Blue, plus twelve additional bright colors. In addition to the brilliant colors you can produce with this light bulb, you have the added benefit of reducing your energy costs since the CVSCL-8101 only uses 3 watts of energy. Great for retrofitting into existing track lights or downlights, make your interior decorations and space shine with this one of a kind LED color changing RGB light bulb.

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Beer Beeper!

July 8, 2009
Remote Control Beer Pager

Remote Control Beer Pager

I finally found a useful gadget….SIKE !!! Oh yes, I went there…I’m bringing the word “sike” back from the dead.

You have been warned!

*Product Description*

Be able to instantly locate your missing beverage in a sea of open containers. With a press of the remote button, this cozie with removable coaster lights up and lets loose a satisfying belch. Mini remote clips to your belt and will activate up to 60 ft, even through walls. Laugh at the reactions you’ll get when you set it off from another room!

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Mechanical Canibal!

June 4, 2009
R/C Zombie

R/C Zombie

When there is no more room in hell, the battery operated dead will walk the earth.

Not only will this zombie consume your brains…he’ll also eat through your emergency supply of  AAA batteries in no time flat. Seriously though… I want this thing so bad, my peepee hurts.

*Product Description*

Life isn’t fair. Some people are born with good looks, others are born with exceptional talents and skills, and still others are born with massive intelligence. You? Well, you were born with all of those qualities (we know . . . just like us). But what to do with the rest of the world – all those inferior to you? We recommend unleashing the undead. Not a horde or anything that could get out of control, but just a single Zombie to feast on the tiny brains who work around you. You are in full control of this zombie, don’t worry. Just use the Brain Remote Control and your undead minion will obey your command to shamble forward towards its intended meal. And just to show you how much it likes you, your R/C Zombie will groan as it shuffles, too (press button, he walks and groans; press it again, he stops). To help your zombie, you can also pose its articulated neck, shoulders, and hips. Just keep reminding your zombie that it shouldn’t eat a big brain like yours; it should eat many little brains like those found in your coworkers’ heads. Because studies have shown that many little meals during the day are much better for you than one big meal. Braaaaiiiiins.

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WTFF?

June 3, 2009
Flying Fuck

Flying Fuck

Insert funny quip here….

*Product Description*

Now, for the first time in human history, you can actually, really, give a Flying F*ck! The Flying F*ck is a fully remote controlled flying word. Keep the Flying F*ck at work or home and launch it into the air to astound and impress your colleagues or loved ones. Made from soft-foam and controlled by a two-channel helicopter-style flight system, the Flying F*ck does exactly what it says on the box. Not merely a novelty, the Flying F*ck actually flies via infra-red remote control and can be trimmed for stability just like a remote control helicopter. Simply use the easy controls on the handset to actually fly your very own Flying F*ck!

Sometimes in life, things just have to be taken literally. So now you can clearly communicate to anyone whether you do, or don’t, give a Flying F*ck. This groundbreaking airborne obscenity makes the perfect gift. Now you can proudly tell someone: “I always told you I give a Flying F*ck!”. If your loved one is feeling neglected or you really want to impress your Boss, it’s now easy to prove to them that you give a Flying F*ck. It’s now wonderfully easy to show someone you care – give a Flying F*ck today! So, give a Flying F*ck or don’t give a Flying F*ck – it’s up to you.

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