Suicidal Sleeping Bag

November 2, 2010
Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

What is the best feature of this thing? If it fails at prevention it doubles as a body bag.

Also can be used by parents for their children while camping.

*Product Description*

Humane Restraint Sleeping Bag. This suicide prevention sleeping bag is made of rugged Quadlan quilted with 1″ box stitches to deter shredding and tearing. Material is water resistant to shed soiling. Machine wash and dry for easy care. Features seven 2″x8″ hook and loop match points to form sleeping bag.


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Walmart Casket!

October 29, 2009
Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket

Lady de Guadalupe Steel Casket @ Walmart.com

Walmart.com just added a new item to thier online store…and it’s just in time to complete your authentic vampire costume for Halloween.

 

*Product Description*

Made of Superior Grade 18-gauge steel, Lady de Guadalupe’s exterior is hand-painted by experienced craftsman in an exquisite slate blue metallic color, complemented with individual appliqués of the Lady de Guadalupe. The interior bedding, so soft to the touch, is sewn and gathered by hand in a sky-blue chalet crepe adorned by an embroidered figure of the Lady de Guadalupe. High-polished hardware and carry bars for easy handling complete this religious-themed edition.

 

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Ear Fuds!

October 21, 2009
Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

This is ridiculous!

*Product Description*

Crazy Earphones are the latest stuffs you need if you want to listen to your music with style! Available in 4 different flavors: Banana, Cat Paw, Sushi or Bolt.

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Keychain Breathalyzer!

August 19, 2009
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keyring

5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain

If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.


*Product Description*

Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.

View on Palm Pre!

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Retro Mini Speaker!

August 19, 2009
 Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

This is pretty bad-ass.

*Product Description*

Most of iPod do not have a speaker, although iPod Touch 2nd and iPhone 3G (or even iPhone 3Gs has a built-in speaker, it is still Mono). Want a method to turn your iPhone / iPod with a stereo speaker? Here you are!

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Sunny Side Up!

August 10, 2009
Fried Egg Light

Fried Egg Light

Wow…what an eggcellent gadget…(See what I did there?)


Joke: What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Answer: Fry-day!


And that my friends, concludes the corny joke of the week.

You are welcome!


*Product Description*

Fried Egg Light provides you a soft light at midnight when you get up without wake your family up. If you don’t want the discomfort light to ruin your sweet dream, you can choose this Fried Egg Light too!

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Beer Holster!

August 7, 2009
Hopsholster

Hopsholster

Now, if they could just figure out a way to refrigerate your beer while in this holster they would single hand-idly transform the world into a beer-topia.


*Product Description*

Don’t ask us why, but there are some days when you need to have six beers on you, but you can’t carry them in a cooler or bag. Maybe you’re going for a jog, maybe you’re sneaking them into a movie theater, but whatever your reason, we’ve done the research to find out your options. Not only do the Beer Belt and the Hops Holster offer amazing portability and comfort, you can bet you’ll be on the cutting edge of fashion. Or maybe not. Whether it’s for you or for a beer drinking friend, we’ve compared the two so you’ll know which one to buy. All in all, we think the Hops Holster is the better deal, but we leave the final decision up to you.

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