Ear Fuds!

October 21, 2009
Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

This is ridiculous!

*Product Description*

Crazy Earphones are the latest stuffs you need if you want to listen to your music with style! Available in 4 different flavors: Banana, Cat Paw, Sushi or Bolt.

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Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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Retro Mini Speaker!

August 19, 2009
 Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

This is pretty bad-ass.

*Product Description*

Most of iPod do not have a speaker, although iPod Touch 2nd and iPhone 3G (or even iPhone 3Gs has a built-in speaker, it is still Mono). Want a method to turn your iPhone / iPod with a stereo speaker? Here you are!

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Personal Pole Dancer!

August 5, 2009
USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

This craptastic plastic lady is better looking than most of the trailer-park trash emloyed at  real strip clubs. The best part about this gadget is that you don’t have to worry about your eyeball’s catching an STD while watching this little lady dance. I call this an “Epic Win” for the perverts of the world!

*Product Description*

This sexy USB Pole Dancer was yanked from the shelves in England after customers complained that it was too outrageous! Stateside, she’s still ready to get your blood pumping — perfect for a dull day at the office, or whenever you want to save your singles! Just plug your curvy new deskmate into your computer’s USB port and watch as she spins up and down her pole while multicolored lights flash and a sensuous slow jam plays. Finally, a gadget that turns you on, instead of the other way around!

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Roll Over Beethoven!

July 10, 2009
Rill Up Piano

Roll Up Piano

This thing looks like fun, I would totally buy one if I knew how to play the keys. It sounds pretty decent and even has an audio output jack so you can, theoretically, use it at a real gig.

I know, I know….you are all shocked that I didn’t belittle this gadget right?


*Product Description*

For a roll up piano with all the features and quality you would like to have, this Roll Up Piano is simply the best value of any rollup piano at a very affordable price. This roll up piano is so portable that you can easily roll it up and bring it with you anywhere you go. Featuring 61 keys, 128 tones and 100 rhythms, this roll up piano is truly a must have for any piano player.

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100% Cotton Bongo’s

July 1, 2009
Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt

Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirt

$50 for this crap with terrible bongo samples? or $31 for real bongo’s from amazon.com?

Real Red Bongo's

Your choice…Don’t be an Idiot!

*Product Description*

Hit the bongo designs on the front of this T-shirt and they’ll actually play sounds through a built-in speaker. Each bongo plays a different note so that different complex rhythms can be played. Made from high quality 100% cotton, Electronic Bongo Drum T-Shirts are hand washable as the small battery pack that powers the drum sounds can easily be removed.

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