Keychain Breathalyzer!

August 19, 2009
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keyring

5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain

If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.


*Product Description*

Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.

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Mini-Key!

August 10, 2009
USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

You know, in the tech world smaller is usually better…but not for a f***ing keyboard. The only reason I would consider purchasing something like this would be for a Media Center PC or perhaps a PS3? Any other use and you would just be gimping yourself. Unless you are the size of “Mini Me” forget about creating/editing your office documents…and don’t even think about playing Call of Duty or Counterstrike with this midget-cricket.

*Product Description*

Its so small it fits in the palm of your hand! This space-saving, USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II with its compact key pitch requires less stretching of the fingers. The shorter keystroke uses less effort while keyboarding making it ideal for users who may have restricted arm, hand or finger movement. It operates on a reliable 2.4GHz wireless frequency that has a reach of up to 10 meters (32.8 feet) and has illuminated keys for easy typing in dark rooms. It is also great for small footprint computers or in tight spaces such as on server racks or at crowded LAN stations.

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Sunny Side Up!

August 10, 2009
Fried Egg Light

Fried Egg Light

Wow…what an eggcellent gadget…(See what I did there?)


Joke: What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Answer: Fry-day!


And that my friends, concludes the corny joke of the week.

You are welcome!


*Product Description*

Fried Egg Light provides you a soft light at midnight when you get up without wake your family up. If you don’t want the discomfort light to ruin your sweet dream, you can choose this Fried Egg Light too!

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Light-Up Pup!

August 5, 2009

 

Red LED Visiglo Lighted Dog Collar

Red LED Visiglo Lighted Dog Collar

 

Check out my amateur video review below.

*Product Description*

Keep you and your dog safe and stylish after dark. These collars will help you see your dog in your yard after dark! Visiglo illuminated collars feature top quality components. The Visiglo design engineers focused on four critical factors when developing the Visiglo line; safety, value, functionality, and style. The end result is a line of high quality illuminated pet safety products. All Visiglo collars share a common low profile power pack and standard width of 1 inch.

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Personal Pole Dancer!

August 5, 2009
USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

This craptastic plastic lady is better looking than most of the trailer-park trash emloyed at  real strip clubs. The best part about this gadget is that you don’t have to worry about your eyeball’s catching an STD while watching this little lady dance. I call this an “Epic Win” for the perverts of the world!

*Product Description*

This sexy USB Pole Dancer was yanked from the shelves in England after customers complained that it was too outrageous! Stateside, she’s still ready to get your blood pumping — perfect for a dull day at the office, or whenever you want to save your singles! Just plug your curvy new deskmate into your computer’s USB port and watch as she spins up and down her pole while multicolored lights flash and a sensuous slow jam plays. Finally, a gadget that turns you on, instead of the other way around!

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In living color!

July 27, 2009
LED Color Changing Light Bulb with Wireless Remote

LED Color Changing Light Bulb with Wireless Remote

Me wants!

*Product Description*

LED color changing light bulb with wireless remote for use in any standard incandescent socket. Have a sign currently illuminated with boring white light? Own a bar or restaurant and want to really make your decorations stand out? Well here is the answer, the RGB (red, green, blue) colored LED lighting bulb. Can be used in a single static (fixed) color or simply press the remote control to produce one of four color changing effects. The CVSCL-8101 is capable of emitting White, Red, Green, Blue, plus twelve additional bright colors. In addition to the brilliant colors you can produce with this light bulb, you have the added benefit of reducing your energy costs since the CVSCL-8101 only uses 3 watts of energy. Great for retrofitting into existing track lights or downlights, make your interior decorations and space shine with this one of a kind LED color changing RGB light bulb.

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FRAGILE

July 14, 2009
A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

A Christmas Story Leg Lamp

This thing is f***ing sweet!

If you have the extra dough then, by all means, buy this lamp. You have my complete and absolute support.

Also don’t forget to invite me over for the epic un-crating. Pretty please?

*Product Description*

You can even get your very own Leg Lamp like the “Major Award” the Old Man received in A Christmas Story. We want everyone to have the opportunity to proudly display a major award leg lamp right in the front room window. A Leg Lamp makes a unique gift, a fabulous conversation piece, and provides unending amusement for all. Almost every leg lamp is shipped in a box marked “FRAGILE” and “HIS END UP” just like the movie. Wooden crate shipping complete with excelsior is available for added authenticity. Don’t forget to download and customize a Major Award certificate to present to your gift recipient.

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