Geriatric Jar Opener [Video]

November 4, 2010
OneTouch Jar Opener

OneTouch Jar Opener

Great gift for your favorite geezer…

(Video & Geriatric Joke after the page break)


*Product Description*

Don’t let jar lids defeat you. With the OneTouch Jar Opener, you’ll be able to twist off jar lids that are seemingly impossible to open. The One Touch Jar Opener is completely automatic and safe–just a single touch of a button and your jar opens in seconds. It grips nearly any size jar firmly and clamps itself onto the lid. Then the powerful, high-torque motor exerts up to 25 pounds of force to unlock the lid, releasing the seal with ease. The OneTouch Jar Opener opens all jars with 1-inch to 4-inch diameter lids and is powered by two AA batteries (not included). It stores conveniently in your kitchen drawer.

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Pizza Futter?

July 7, 2009
Pizza Fork

Pizza Fork

Can you just use a knife and a fork instead? Sure. Will you look like an über-nerd using this crap-tastic device? Absolutely. Should it’s inventor be sued for creating one of the shittiest kitchen gadgets ever? You better f***ing believe it.

*Product Description*

If you are one of those people who eats pizza with a knife and fork–you know who you are–then this is the utensil for you. This pizza cutter/fork has the same cutting wheel as a pizza cutter and an extra-long stainless steel fork so you can slice and eat with one utensil.

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Want S’moore?

May 28, 2009
Progressive International Microwavable S'Mores Maker

Progressive Int. Microwavable S'Mores Maker

*Product Description*

Get this all time classic treat right out of the microwave! You can microwave 2 S’Mores in 30 seconds or less using this innovative product. Just fill the water reservoir, place your graham crackers, chocolate and marshmellow on the tray and heat. The marshmellow and chocolate heat at the same time, thus ensuring a perfect S’More every time. Must change the water in the reservoir after every 2nd time used. Dishwasher safe.

I guess that people are so stupid these days they need  a device to help them make smoores?

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You spin me right round…

May 28, 2009
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Electric Spaghetti Fork

Just the thing the “Super Mario Bros” need. Now they can spend more time saving the princess by cutting down on the time it takes to scarf down a plate of spaghetti. Too bad for them, the “Electric Spaghetti Fork” is in a different castle!

The great thing about this gadget is that it will never break. It can only turn into a regular fork.

*Product Description*

Eating pasta has never been easier — or more fun! Twirling is a better way to eat spaghetti and the motorized fork automatically winds up the pasta on the end of the fork! Now there’s less mess, more satisfying bites and 100% twirling fun. Battery operated (requires two AAA batteries, not included). Dishwasher safe metal prong end.


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