Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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Personal Urn!

August 25, 2009
Personal Urn

"Personal Urn" By Cremation Solutions

I just have one question…One size fits all?

Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

1. The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

2. By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

3. On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

4. On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.

(Source=Monolith)

*Product Description*

Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”

*Available in Two Sizes*

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What are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.

For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.


DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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Keychain Breathalyzer!

August 19, 2009
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keyring

5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain

If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.


*Product Description*

Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.

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Retro Mini Speaker!

August 19, 2009
 Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

This is pretty bad-ass.

*Product Description*

Most of iPod do not have a speaker, although iPod Touch 2nd and iPhone 3G (or even iPhone 3Gs has a built-in speaker, it is still Mono). Want a method to turn your iPhone / iPod with a stereo speaker? Here you are!

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Finger Flick Punchbag!

August 17, 2009
 Finger Flick Punchbag

Finger Flick Punchbag

This looks dumber than a cow turd…but I have to admit…I would like to play with one…

Does that make me an idiot?


*Product Description*

Pow! Test Your Finger Strength! Roll up! Roll up! Are you a loser with a feeble flick? Or does your finger pack a winning punch!? Simply flick the punchbag with your finger to test your strength!

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iCards!

August 14, 2009
iPhone Playing Cards

iPhone Playing Cards

You can either buy these cards or carry around 52 iPhones with the wallpaper on each of them changed to a different card.

It’s your choice!


*Product Description*

• 100% PVC plastic.

• Measures (5.7 x 8.9 cm).

• Completely washable.

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