Pillow-top Remote!

November 15, 2010
Pillow Remote Control

Pillow Remote Control

We have a winner…

This thing is sooo epic, it hurts my brain to think about it…


Product Description

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference it’s also a remote control. Never again will you have to ask, where’s the remote And you ll never lose this remote in between the cushions. Because it IS a cushion with a built-in 6-in-1 universal remote control! Fast, easy set-up with pre-programmed automatic code searching. The Pillow Remote Control has databases containing codes for over 500 remote control devices. Its easy-to-click fabric buttons make changing channels a breeze. Power-saving auto shutoff feature shuts off remote functions after 60 seconds of inactivity. Remote has a wide-range transmitter with infrared LED built in. A fun way to watch TV or home theater, and a real conversation-starter. Uses 2 AAA batteries (not included). Never lose your remote again with the fun 6-in-1 Pillow Remote. Order yours from Brookstone today!


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Geriatric Jar Opener [Video]

November 4, 2010
OneTouch Jar Opener

OneTouch Jar Opener

Great gift for your favorite geezer…

(Video & Geriatric Joke after the page break)


*Product Description*

Don’t let jar lids defeat you. With the OneTouch Jar Opener, you’ll be able to twist off jar lids that are seemingly impossible to open. The One Touch Jar Opener is completely automatic and safe–just a single touch of a button and your jar opens in seconds. It grips nearly any size jar firmly and clamps itself onto the lid. Then the powerful, high-torque motor exerts up to 25 pounds of force to unlock the lid, releasing the seal with ease. The OneTouch Jar Opener opens all jars with 1-inch to 4-inch diameter lids and is powered by two AA batteries (not included). It stores conveniently in your kitchen drawer.

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Suicidal Sleeping Bag

November 2, 2010
Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

Humane Restraint Suicide Prevention Sleeping Bag

What is the best feature of this thing? If it fails at prevention it doubles as a body bag.

Also can be used by parents for their children while camping.

*Product Description*

Humane Restraint Sleeping Bag. This suicide prevention sleeping bag is made of rugged Quadlan quilted with 1″ box stitches to deter shredding and tearing. Material is water resistant to shed soiling. Machine wash and dry for easy care. Features seven 2″x8″ hook and loop match points to form sleeping bag.


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Cone-head!

October 19, 2010

 

ICE CREAM SHOWER CAP

Ice Cream Shower Cap

 

I just have one question for the company that makes these things…

WHY?

*Product Description*

Keep that new ‘do safe while you lather up in the shower with our  Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap.  Oh no… someone dropped their ice cream cone 😦
The Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap features elastic sides to keep it nice and snug on your head and looks like a dropped ice cream cone!  Great for children and the young at heart. Perfect for keeping hair dry in the bath, shower, hot tub, swimming pool, ocean… lol, now we’re just being silly!
100% PVC with elastic.  One size fits most.

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HeadSpa!

November 23, 2009
HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

*Bonus feature*…During Halloween this shit doubles as a “Tron” helmet…LMAO

*Product Description*

Sooth Yourself by Yourself! Alleviate stress and tension, relieve migraine pain, increase blood circulation, and enter a mode of relaxation with this revolutionary head massager. The device’s application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously Read the rest of this entry »


Ear Fuds!

October 21, 2009
Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

Solid Alliance / Crazy Earphones

This is ridiculous!

*Product Description*

Crazy Earphones are the latest stuffs you need if you want to listen to your music with style! Available in 4 different flavors: Banana, Cat Paw, Sushi or Bolt.

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Potty Putter!

September 9, 2009
Potty Putter

Potty Putter

Talk about  a crap-gadget! (Pun intended)

*Product Description*

Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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Personal Urn!

August 25, 2009
Personal Urn

"Personal Urn" By Cremation Solutions

I just have one question…One size fits all?

Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

1. The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

2. By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

3. On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

4. On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.

(Source=Monolith)

*Product Description*

Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”

*Available in Two Sizes*

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What are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.

For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.


DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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