Potty Putter!

September 9, 2009
Potty Putter

Potty Putter

Talk about  a crap-gadget! (Pun intended)

*Product Description*

Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Finger Flick Punchbag!

August 17, 2009
 Finger Flick Punchbag

Finger Flick Punchbag

This looks dumber than a cow turd…but I have to admit…I would like to play with one…

Does that make me an idiot?


*Product Description*

Pow! Test Your Finger Strength! Roll up! Roll up! Are you a loser with a feeble flick? Or does your finger pack a winning punch!? Simply flick the punchbag with your finger to test your strength!

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iCards!

August 14, 2009
iPhone Playing Cards

iPhone Playing Cards

You can either buy these cards or carry around 52 iPhones with the wallpaper on each of them changed to a different card.

It’s your choice!


*Product Description*

• 100% PVC plastic.

• Measures (5.7 x 8.9 cm).

• Completely washable.

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Who pong’d in the pool?

July 30, 2009
Port-O-Pong

Port-O-Pong

WTF is up with this bitch’s back? It looks like she is about to snap in half and turn into some weird f***ing creature from a Stephen King novel.

P.S. I bet the Port-O-Pong is not the only inflatable device in this photo.

*Product Description*

PORTOPONG can be quickly inflated and ready for action in minutes. And just as impressive, PORTOPONG can be deflated and stored conveniently once the party ends. No more will players have to lug around and set up a traditional tabletop/table legs. Deflated, it fits in your car, your dorm, your back pack or sock drawer and this thing takes up less space than the 12 pack and weighs half as much! The ultimate in stealth and convenience, now beer pong is ready to be played whenever you are ready to drink.

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Kung Fu!

June 4, 2009
Kung Fu Breakboard Challenge

Kung Fu Breakboard Challenge

Now even a weak son of a bitch like you can kung-fu-chop a stack of boards with ease.

*Product Description*

If you watch cheesy television programmes like we do, you will have seen those world record attempts in which a martial arts expert tries to chop up huge chunks of wood using only the power of the mind (oh and a hugely muscular hand attached to a hugely muscular arm). Admit it, you’ve wanted to have a go too haven’t you? Thought so! The Breakboard Challenge is basically a training kit for wannabe Kung-Fu-Wood-Choppers and it’s also a great party game! Especially for adult parties, because the Breakboard Challenge comes with instructions for a drinking game too! Rather than supply you with huge chunks of timber, the Breakboard uses sturdy re-usable boards, fixed together with replaceable segments of plywood. You can start by using just one breakboard, with one breakable plywood segment. Or, if you are perhaps a bit bigger (and stronger) you can try to split all three Breakboards, with several segments!

Haaaiiiiiii-yaah!

This gadget is dedicated to the memory of David Carradine.

(Dec. 8, 1936 – June 4, 2009)

David Carradine

David Carradine

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It’s Poo-Flinging Fun!

June 1, 2009
Doody Head Game

Doody Head Game

Ever feel like throwing shit at your freinds head? Then this is the game for you! From the people who brought you “Puke Pants” comes the next big thing in gaming, the “Doody Head Game”.

*Product Description*

Doody Head–It’s Poo-Flinging Fun! Pull on the caps lined with gripper strips and score points when you catch the foam-filled “doody piles” flying through the air! Game includes two stretchy hats, 3 doody piles, and instructions.

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