I just have one question for the company that makes these things…
Keep that new ‘do safe while you lather up in the shower with our Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap. Oh no… someone dropped their ice cream cone 😦
The Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap features elastic sides to keep it nice and snug on your head and looks like a dropped ice cream cone! Great for children and the young at heart. Perfect for keeping hair dry in the bath, shower, hot tub, swimming pool, ocean… lol, now we’re just being silly!
100% PVC with elastic. One size fits most.
*Perfect for a person like me who can’t grow facial hair and can’t fit standard mood rings on their fat fingers*
It’s easy to match your mood to your mustache with these colorful lip rugs! Feeling bored? Slap on the purple ‘stache! Feeling sassy? Go with orange. Each fancy facial decoration is made of lifelike synthetic hair with adhesive backing and fits most upper lips
Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!
The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.