Have you fingered a mouse lately? [Video]

November 1, 2010
Finger Laser Mouse

USB Finger Mouse Optical Laptop Notebook PC 1200DPI

Ok, I can understand the idea  and need for this gadget. But the design is a bucket of fail. Luckily this one will only set you back a couple bucks. If  this junky peice of tech mouse looks like fun to you, I’d say go ahead and order one. Just don’t come back here and bitch to us when your realize it sucks dookie.

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*Product Description*

100% Brand new high quality USB finger optical mouse. Resolution: 1200 dpi for quick and precise movement USB interface, also works for PS/2 (adapter not included). Plug and play, no installation needed 3 buttons with scroll wheel. Digital encoder technology, operate precisely, prevent faulty movement effectively. No mouse pad required. Sliding on any surface Suitable for both right and left hand user. Textile coating cable (not rubber coating) – enhance free and easy movement. Compatible with MS Windows 98/2000/me/XP/Vista Mac OS 9 and above.


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Soda Can Robug!

August 24, 2009
Soda Can Robug

Soda Can Robug

As far as I can tell this DIY robot (unless you are 7) = LAME!

Please check out instructables.com for DIY projects that don’t bring the suck!


*Product Description*

Create a Clean Energy Critter — As fun to build as it is to play with when complete, this unique robot project uses a recycled soda can you provide and transforms it into a robotic bug toy. A vibration sensation, Robug emits sound and moves across the floor as soon as you switch it on. — Includes a motor casing, toy motor, body plate, body rims, battery casing, four large screws with bolts, small screws, plastic terminal caps, wire legs and wings, detailed instructions with fun facts. Requires two AA batteries, screw driver for cross head screws, and a used soda can you provide. — Recommended ages 8 and up.

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DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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Retro Mini Speaker!

August 19, 2009
 Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

Retro Cassette Stereo Mini Speaker for iPod / iPhone

This is pretty bad-ass.

*Product Description*

Most of iPod do not have a speaker, although iPod Touch 2nd and iPhone 3G (or even iPhone 3Gs has a built-in speaker, it is still Mono). Want a method to turn your iPhone / iPod with a stereo speaker? Here you are!

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Finger Flick Punchbag!

August 17, 2009
 Finger Flick Punchbag

Finger Flick Punchbag

This looks dumber than a cow turd…but I have to admit…I would like to play with one…

Does that make me an idiot?


*Product Description*

Pow! Test Your Finger Strength! Roll up! Roll up! Are you a loser with a feeble flick? Or does your finger pack a winning punch!? Simply flick the punchbag with your finger to test your strength!

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Mini-Key!

August 10, 2009
USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II

You know, in the tech world smaller is usually better…but not for a f***ing keyboard. The only reason I would consider purchasing something like this would be for a Media Center PC or perhaps a PS3? Any other use and you would just be gimping yourself. Unless you are the size of “Mini Me” forget about creating/editing your office documents…and don’t even think about playing Call of Duty or Counterstrike with this midget-cricket.

*Product Description*

Its so small it fits in the palm of your hand! This space-saving, USB Smallest Mini Keyboard II with its compact key pitch requires less stretching of the fingers. The shorter keystroke uses less effort while keyboarding making it ideal for users who may have restricted arm, hand or finger movement. It operates on a reliable 2.4GHz wireless frequency that has a reach of up to 10 meters (32.8 feet) and has illuminated keys for easy typing in dark rooms. It is also great for small footprint computers or in tight spaces such as on server racks or at crowded LAN stations.

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Personal Pole Dancer!

August 5, 2009
USB Pole Dancer

USB Pole Dancer

This craptastic plastic lady is better looking than most of the trailer-park trash emloyed at  real strip clubs. The best part about this gadget is that you don’t have to worry about your eyeball’s catching an STD while watching this little lady dance. I call this an “Epic Win” for the perverts of the world!

*Product Description*

This sexy USB Pole Dancer was yanked from the shelves in England after customers complained that it was too outrageous! Stateside, she’s still ready to get your blood pumping — perfect for a dull day at the office, or whenever you want to save your singles! Just plug your curvy new deskmate into your computer’s USB port and watch as she spins up and down her pole while multicolored lights flash and a sensuous slow jam plays. Finally, a gadget that turns you on, instead of the other way around!

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