Drunk Driving?

October 25, 2010
Beverage Buggy

Beverage Buggy

Let’s continue with the alcoholic theme we have going, shall we?

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*Product Description*

Radio-controlled beverage buggy puts a new spin on “two beers (or colas!) comin’ at ya!” Hosts can wow their guests when the buggy delivers their refreshments. Plastic. Requires one 9V and four AA batteries (not included). 12″L x 8″W x 7 1/2″H.

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Beer o’clock Somewhere

October 19, 2010
Happy Hour Watch

Happy Hour Watch

Somewhere in Tennessee, Alan Jackson is weeping tears of joy for this item…

*Product Description*

The Ultimate Modern Man Accessory!
Easily transition from the office to the happiest hour of the day! Watch has patented bottle opener buckle that pops tops without leaving your wrist. Sleek black watch face highlights the 5:00 Happy Hour in red type, so you never forget what you’re counting down to.
Features Japanese quartz movement with stainless steel back and adjustable black leather band.

 

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Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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Keychain Breathalyzer!

August 19, 2009
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keyring

5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain

If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.


*Product Description*

Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.

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Beer Holster!

August 7, 2009
Hopsholster

Hopsholster

Now, if they could just figure out a way to refrigerate your beer while in this holster they would single hand-idly transform the world into a beer-topia.


*Product Description*

Don’t ask us why, but there are some days when you need to have six beers on you, but you can’t carry them in a cooler or bag. Maybe you’re going for a jog, maybe you’re sneaking them into a movie theater, but whatever your reason, we’ve done the research to find out your options. Not only do the Beer Belt and the Hops Holster offer amazing portability and comfort, you can bet you’ll be on the cutting edge of fashion. Or maybe not. Whether it’s for you or for a beer drinking friend, we’ve compared the two so you’ll know which one to buy. All in all, we think the Hops Holster is the better deal, but we leave the final decision up to you.

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Who pong’d in the pool?

July 30, 2009
Port-O-Pong

Port-O-Pong

WTF is up with this bitch’s back? It looks like she is about to snap in half and turn into some weird f***ing creature from a Stephen King novel.

P.S. I bet the Port-O-Pong is not the only inflatable device in this photo.

*Product Description*

PORTOPONG can be quickly inflated and ready for action in minutes. And just as impressive, PORTOPONG can be deflated and stored conveniently once the party ends. No more will players have to lug around and set up a traditional tabletop/table legs. Deflated, it fits in your car, your dorm, your back pack or sock drawer and this thing takes up less space than the 12 pack and weighs half as much! The ultimate in stealth and convenience, now beer pong is ready to be played whenever you are ready to drink.

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Can-o-flage!

July 30, 2009
Canouflage - Beer Can Wraps

CANOUFLAGE - Beer Can Wraps

*Gadget Warning* This product will only work if you local police are illiterate dumbshits. This product will probably work great at hiding your beer from your local police.

*Product Description*

CANOUFLAGE – Want to enjoy some suds in the park or in an area where they frown upon the consumption of beer? Don’t want to pay the inflated prices for a cold beer at the beach? Well now you can enjoy your brews and nobody will be the wiser. Simply wrap these vinyl soda can simulated wraps around you can, and party on. These look like the real thing, and best of all they are reusable so you can use them over and over again. You get 4 different labels in each package.

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