Pillow-top Remote!

November 15, 2010
Pillow Remote Control

Pillow Remote Control

We have a winner…

This thing is sooo epic, it hurts my brain to think about it…


Product Description

The sofa pillow with the distinctive difference it’s also a remote control. Never again will you have to ask, where’s the remote And you ll never lose this remote in between the cushions. Because it IS a cushion with a built-in 6-in-1 universal remote control! Fast, easy set-up with pre-programmed automatic code searching. The Pillow Remote Control has databases containing codes for over 500 remote control devices. Its easy-to-click fabric buttons make changing channels a breeze. Power-saving auto shutoff feature shuts off remote functions after 60 seconds of inactivity. Remote has a wide-range transmitter with infrared LED built in. A fun way to watch TV or home theater, and a real conversation-starter. Uses 2 AAA batteries (not included). Never lose your remote again with the fun 6-in-1 Pillow Remote. Order yours from Brookstone today!


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Geriatric Jar Opener [Video]

November 4, 2010
OneTouch Jar Opener

OneTouch Jar Opener

Great gift for your favorite geezer…

(Video & Geriatric Joke after the page break)


*Product Description*

Don’t let jar lids defeat you. With the OneTouch Jar Opener, you’ll be able to twist off jar lids that are seemingly impossible to open. The One Touch Jar Opener is completely automatic and safe–just a single touch of a button and your jar opens in seconds. It grips nearly any size jar firmly and clamps itself onto the lid. Then the powerful, high-torque motor exerts up to 25 pounds of force to unlock the lid, releasing the seal with ease. The OneTouch Jar Opener opens all jars with 1-inch to 4-inch diameter lids and is powered by two AA batteries (not included). It stores conveniently in your kitchen drawer.

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Drunk Driving?

October 25, 2010
Beverage Buggy

Beverage Buggy

Let’s continue with the alcoholic theme we have going, shall we?

Video after the break!

*Product Description*

Radio-controlled beverage buggy puts a new spin on “two beers (or colas!) comin’ at ya!” Hosts can wow their guests when the buggy delivers their refreshments. Plastic. Requires one 9V and four AA batteries (not included). 12″L x 8″W x 7 1/2″H.

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Beer o’clock Somewhere

October 19, 2010
Happy Hour Watch

Happy Hour Watch

Somewhere in Tennessee, Alan Jackson is weeping tears of joy for this item…

*Product Description*

The Ultimate Modern Man Accessory!
Easily transition from the office to the happiest hour of the day! Watch has patented bottle opener buckle that pops tops without leaving your wrist. Sleek black watch face highlights the 5:00 Happy Hour in red type, so you never forget what you’re counting down to.
Features Japanese quartz movement with stainless steel back and adjustable black leather band.

 

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HeadSpa!

November 23, 2009
HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

HeadSpa Head Massager by Healthcare

*Bonus feature*…During Halloween this shit doubles as a “Tron” helmet…LMAO

*Product Description*

Sooth Yourself by Yourself! Alleviate stress and tension, relieve migraine pain, increase blood circulation, and enter a mode of relaxation with this revolutionary head massager. The device’s application of accupressure simulates the sensation of hundreds of fingers simultaneously Read the rest of this entry »


Jingle Jugs!

September 3, 2009
Jingle Jugs

Jingle Jugs

Just what every guy needs…a pair of singing tits!

*Product Description*

The Trophy You’ve Always Wanted! You won’t believe your eyes! This anatomically correct mounted pair performs to the hit song “Titties and Beer” by Rodney Carrington. Molded in soft vinyl with real bikini top! Mount these jiggly jugs on the wall or use the included display stand. Set them on motion-detect mode and surprise the unsuspecting! Fun for home, office, garage, workshop, gameroom, etc.

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Soda Can Robug!

August 24, 2009
Soda Can Robug

Soda Can Robug

As far as I can tell this DIY robot (unless you are 7) = LAME!

Please check out instructables.com for DIY projects that don’t bring the suck!


*Product Description*

Create a Clean Energy Critter — As fun to build as it is to play with when complete, this unique robot project uses a recycled soda can you provide and transforms it into a robotic bug toy. A vibration sensation, Robug emits sound and moves across the floor as soon as you switch it on. — Includes a motor casing, toy motor, body plate, body rims, battery casing, four large screws with bolts, small screws, plastic terminal caps, wire legs and wings, detailed instructions with fun facts. Requires two AA batteries, screw driver for cross head screws, and a used soda can you provide. — Recommended ages 8 and up.

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DJ Mouse!

August 20, 2009
DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse

DJ Mouse


Just what you need for your next keg party… Man,  I would love to be able to test this thing out.

*Product Description*

DJ-Tech is proud to announce the first DJ mouse ( patent pending ), as it said, this mouse is fully designed and made for all DJ applications. With a selection of serious materials and having in mind the great aluminium and rubber feeling, discover how easy to manipulate songs and mix them. So funny to use the Automix and sampled sounds / jingles to get into the partys with PERFECT BEAT MATCH. Powered by worldwide best DJ software Deckadance for MAC and PC, the powerful auto beat engine and the section of digital effects are the tools to shape your mix. The built-in Jog and the direct access to SCRATCH, will rock your computer and heat the dance floor. DJ mouse includes a special mat for optimising the quality of your scratch performance. The Blue ring Led is so helpful to locate your position on the mat and drive your performance. Just Plug, Play, Mix, and ROCK your computer with Dj Mouse.

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Keychain Breathalyzer!

August 19, 2009
5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keyring

5 in 1 Alcohol BREATH Tester Breathalyzer Timer Keychain

If you’re the type of person who feels like they need this gadget, you’re most likely a f***ing alcoholic and should not be driving when you go out….ever.


*Product Description*

Better to be safe than sorry after you’ve had a few drinks! This 5 in 1 Digital Alcohol Breathalyzer Tester lets you know how close you are to the legal limit. It indicates if you are over or under 0.02% BAC or over 0.05% BAC. Get one to keep in your car or purse. The other functions include Timer, LED Light, and it comes on a handy Keychain! Please Note: While this product is a useful tool in determining your BAC, it does not take the place of common sense.

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Finger Flick Punchbag!

August 17, 2009
 Finger Flick Punchbag

Finger Flick Punchbag

This looks dumber than a cow turd…but I have to admit…I would like to play with one…

Does that make me an idiot?


*Product Description*

Pow! Test Your Finger Strength! Roll up! Roll up! Are you a loser with a feeble flick? Or does your finger pack a winning punch!? Simply flick the punchbag with your finger to test your strength!

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