Cone-head!

October 19, 2010

 

ICE CREAM SHOWER CAP

Ice Cream Shower Cap

 

I just have one question for the company that makes these things…

WHY?

*Product Description*

Keep that new ‘do safe while you lather up in the shower with our  Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap.  Oh no… someone dropped their ice cream cone 😦
The Ice Cream Cone Shower Cap features elastic sides to keep it nice and snug on your head and looks like a dropped ice cream cone!  Great for children and the young at heart. Perfect for keeping hair dry in the bath, shower, hot tub, swimming pool, ocean… lol, now we’re just being silly!
100% PVC with elastic.  One size fits most.

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Potty Putter!

September 9, 2009
Potty Putter

Potty Putter

Talk about  a crap-gadget! (Pun intended)

*Product Description*

Potty Putter™ is the new product that let you enjoy practicing your golf puts everytime you make a trip to the bathroom. It comes with everything you need to start practicing you game right away. Today as part of this special internet offer, you will receive the Potty Putter™ for only $19.99 plus $7.99 shipping and handling. As a BONUS you’ll also get “Do Not Distrub” hanging door sign so you can practice your putting without interruptions. This special offer is not available in stores so the only way to get it is to place your order now!

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Sunny Side Up!

August 10, 2009
Fried Egg Light

Fried Egg Light

Wow…what an eggcellent gadget…(See what I did there?)


Joke: What day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Answer: Fry-day!


And that my friends, concludes the corny joke of the week.

You are welcome!


*Product Description*

Fried Egg Light provides you a soft light at midnight when you get up without wake your family up. If you don’t want the discomfort light to ruin your sweet dream, you can choose this Fried Egg Light too!

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Weener Kleener!

August 4, 2009
Weener Kleener

Weener Kleener Soap

LMAO…

*Product Description*

You wanna be clean for your lady, right?  Having trouble scrubbing down there?  Fear no more, the Weener Kleener Soap is here! Just a few quick strokes of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages.  Not only does the Weener Kleener solve that age old bathing dilemma but it also adds a “hole” new dimension of pleasure to your shower or bath. Good “clean” fun for couples too!

The video below was the only one I could find.



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Blu & Black Lungs!

July 15, 2009
Blu E-Cigarettes

Blu E-Cigarettes

*UPDATE* 8/3/09

Placed an order for the “Starter Kit” last night.

Should Arrive in 3-4 weeks expect to see a video review around that time.

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I think this shit may turnout to be more addictive than real cigarettes, because now I can finally smoke a joe in the house while dropping a deuce.

Thank you Blu!

*Product Description*

Blu works with a small rechargeable battery and a unique, safe replaceable cartridge that contains water, propylene glycol, nicotine, a scent that emulates a tobacco, and other flavorings exclusive to Blu. When you inhale it activates the atomizer which releases simulated smoke that is actually water vapor.  Blu is the best electronic cigarette in the market, not only because of its unique flavors, but also because of our industry-exclusive pack. The pack charges your batteries on the go and allows you to carry around 5 cartridges together with two batteries in a high-quality plastic case that is similar to a normal cigarette pack in size. Additionally, our patented cartridge produces more smoke than other electronic cigarettes and provides a more authentic experience that feels and looks like traditional smoking – without the tar and carcinogens.

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P.S. Thanks for the Reminder Barbie.


Shower Cap-illary

June 8, 2009
Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

Nose Shower Gel Dispenser

This is snot a toy, its a soap dispenser, and its über cool.

*Product Description*

Just squeeze or press it and green shower gel oozes out of the right nostril. Gross and funny at the same time! Rubber nose attaches to flat surface with suction cups. Easy to fill; includes 5.3 oz. green shower gel and instructions. 9″ high.

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The Royale Flush!

June 2, 2009
Foot Flush

Foot Flush

If you are not disabled in any way, but have an overwhelming urge to purchase this commode-flushing device, you are the laziest son of a bitch in the world!

*Product Description*

Foot Flush is the first and only hands-free, germ-free toilet flushing device for your bathroom or restroom. It was created to make life simpler and more sanitary – for those suffering from arthritis, disability, pain and anyone concerned about hygiene. Made of strong, durable plastic, Foot Flush lasts for nearly one million flushes – enough for a family of five to use for over 10 years. Foot Flush is easy to set up and does not require any tools for installation. It can be hooked up to any standard toilet in three simple steps. With Foot Flush, potty training becomes a rewarding experience – and serves as a reminder to get kids to flush. Foot Flush easily lifts off the floor for cleaning, and can simply be wiped clean with an antibacterial, disinfecting cloth.

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