Personal Urn!


Personal Urn

"Personal Urn" By Cremation Solutions

I just have one question…One size fits all?

Wondering what are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

1. The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

2. By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

3. On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

4. On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.
For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.

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*Product Description*

Never forget a face. Personal urns are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one. Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero. Personal Urns combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations. They are built from just one or two photographs of the cherished persons face. This is the most heart warming and special memorial product available anywhere – “A Personal Urn”

*Available in Two Sizes*

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What are the best places to put the fake disembodied head of a dead family member?

The Bathroom

Really, what activity you do in the bathroom WOULDN’T be enhanced by a cold, penetrating stare from beyond?

By the Front Door

Easy solution for door-to-door salesman. When they come over, jut your jaw out, breathe heavy, and point. Also, trick-or-treaters. They’ve had it too easy for too long.

On the Weather Vane

Warn the neighbors. You don’t get angry. You get viking.

On the Kitchen Table

Because your family dinners aren’t awkward enough.

For more information, visit the Cremation Solutions website. Then shower repeatedly, as you will feel unclean.

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